The Top 5 Places or things we will not be registering for:
This is an actual product in SkyMall
Frank the Tank strikes out again
- SkyMall Magazine. We've all flipped through while waiting for takeoff or during layovers. Creative? Yes. Practical.. not so much.
Nobody needs the creepy sculpture of a man sinking into your backyard mulch. Just don't do it.
- Walmart. Utilitarian? Maybe. Comical? Always. Where we shop? Never.
- Fondue Set. The often gifted, rarely used fondue set is sure to be a hosting party hit... when you host a party once a year.
- A blender. The stereotypical last minute GoTo gift in a pinch. It slices, It dices, What can't it do!.. Its a nice thought, but we already have one and appreciate the gesture.
- Bread Maker. Don't pull a real Frank Richard and re-gift that Bread Maker we gave you for your wedding.. Wait we never gave a bread maker..? Just don't do it.
